Half wolf, half crow, half hippopotamus

nowmybutthurts:

paula deen has a line of lip balms.. one of them is butter flavored [shudders] and the tubes say “put a little south in your mouth”.. which sounds a bit like a come on… eating one of these can’t possibly be worse for you to eat than her cheese dip

Is there a chicken flavour that says “put a little cock in your mouth?”